Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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