So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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