Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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