He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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