I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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