I need help removing her.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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