lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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