I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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