Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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