i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
What a dumb baby whore.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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