Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I need to calm my uterus...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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