what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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