just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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