why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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