D3 body, D1 cock
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
do nipples grow back?
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