Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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