Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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