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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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