Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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