Christians are straight up FREAKS
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
