I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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