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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm really busy with my period
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