She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My feet surprised me
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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