i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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