Buhtt sex?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
