fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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