Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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