but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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