dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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