Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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