i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
