normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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