the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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