I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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