I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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