and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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