His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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