I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
what the fuck is wrong with you
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