oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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