I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
this will be a night to untag.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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