I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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