whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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