why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize