He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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