My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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