Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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