I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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