if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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