erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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