Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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