Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
you made out with another girl for some wings
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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