I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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