Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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