Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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