Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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