Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
