I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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